I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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