so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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