I am in a vortex of obligation.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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