Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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