sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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