Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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