Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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