god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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