Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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