What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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