she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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