if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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