@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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