I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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