And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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