My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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