What a fucking waste of an outfit
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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