I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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