He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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