He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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