But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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