Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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