I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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