so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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