I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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