just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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