I am in a vortex of obligation.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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