this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i think i have herpe
just one?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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