that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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