Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Randomize
