We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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