You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize