try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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