i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You can't just leave with hair like that
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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