that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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