Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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