It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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