i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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