butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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