how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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