May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize