yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
