im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Everclear isn't food dammit
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