I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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