fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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