3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Damn victory sex feels great
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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