break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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