Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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