ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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