When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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