tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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