are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Are my feet made of real feet?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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