okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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